Honey, we have to talk...

Babe, I'm sorry. I'm so so sorry.
Please try to forgive me, please!
I know I said I never would, but I did. Just once, well maybe 2 or 3 times, but it was only 1 occasion. I swear.

I tried Diet Coke and I liked it.
I know I said I would be a Coca Cola girl forever. But things just changed. I don't know if we grew apart. You just weren't giving me the attention I needed.
So I tried it, and I liked it.

I know I said if anything ever happened to you, I would marry ear plugs.
But now, I don't know. It might be Diet Coke.

I'll try to do better.
I'm sorry.